Um, I think I want to marry the part of you that writes. I'm not sure exactly what this would accomplish, because I am a fan of egalitarian marriages and you clearly write way, way, way more than I do, but. Um?

I could not stop laughing at this. It's brilliant and I love it and it has reduced my capacity for writing in proper English from a 10 to a "aren't you glad I am not just a babbling monkey?"

♥forever